Amy Winehouse

Ability to channel the crack whore look

Charlie Sheen

The ability to remain unscathed after being caught as a "John" in a high priced prostitution ring

Michael Vick

To ruin a high profile career by engaging in inhumane hillbilly type activities

Roman Polanski

To ply children with drugs and alcohol in order to bed them

Tiger Woods

Being naive enough to believe having unprotected sex with many women will not result in some sort of personal and/or financial ruin.

Tommy Lee

The ability to both have and be a big dick